It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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