me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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