So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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