I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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