there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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