Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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