i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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