i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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