a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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