She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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