i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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