just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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