Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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