i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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