Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
foreskin is a definite game changer
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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