I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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