Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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