awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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