I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
