It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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