I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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