I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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