It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My life is pants optional.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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