Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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