I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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