I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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