i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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