I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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