sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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