i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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