I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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