Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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