Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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