So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We have started to decorate penises.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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