in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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