She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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