fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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