is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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