Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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