David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
home. puking in laundry basket.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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