I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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