That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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