Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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