yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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