What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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