my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
it glows. i had to have it.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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