the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The air was thick with penises
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
