She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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