His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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