brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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